Woman reading the newspaper: “I think I’ll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis.”
Rock and Roll
“Is rock and roll over yet?”
The Game
Couple sitting in armchairs on a large checkerboard: “Your move, Wendel.”
Some of These Things
George Booth cartoon: “Some of these things are just going to have to go on hold until Monday.”
Oh, Harvey, Harvey!
“Oh, Harvey, Harvey! The whole idea is to look casual. Can’t you even try to look casual?”
Too Hot
“I guess our love affair was just too hot not to cool down.”
I'll Get Back to You
Two couples at a party, “I’ll get back to you about nuclear power.”
Lately
Two men on the street: “Lately I’ve been getting into compassion.”
Here It Comes
“Well, here comes the old masculine mystique.”
Brand New Day
George Price cartoon. Woman and man in bed: “Well, it’s another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?”
Buying LA
“You have purchased Los Angeles, my son. This is good.”
We Hate to Shop
Ed Koren cartoon: hippies (looking a lot like John Lennon and Yoko Ono) encountering mod-looking couple with shopping bags: “We hate to shop.”
My Main Fear
Two rats in a lab cage: “My main fear used to be cats—now it’s carcinogins.”
But Why Leave Now?
“But why leave now? I’ve been impossible for years.”
Amsterdam?
“Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!”
Is There Anything I Can Order You...?
“While I’m at it, is there anything I can order you from L.L. Bean?”
My Tote Bag
“I can’t tote my tote bag anymore.”
Unaware
“Today I’m going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered.”
We Honked the Horn
Chon Day cartoon: “We honked the horn at some broads.”
Swords into Plowshares
“And the Lord said, ‘They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.’”